KidxLiz: Alone for the Day

"Patricia Thompson I demand a date with you tomorrow!"

Patty stood there dumbfounded at the ninja who, quite literally, fell from the sky and stood before her, pointing straight at her with possibly the biggest grin she had ever seen on his face.

Not only did he demand he also had the gal, or balls, to do so in front of her sister and Kid, who stood directly behind her.

Within seconds of comprehending the situation, Liz stepped forward with fist in her grasp, applying just enough pressure to crack her knuckles in a righteous fury called Patty's big sister,  "What was that you blue haired nutjob!?"

Black*Star however just scratched his head, "I thought I made myself pretty clear…maybe it is true what they say about blondes…"

"I will kill you!" she screamed, first he demands a date from Patty, her baby sister, and now insults her. Death was most definitely in this boy's near future.

However, luckily on his part, another figure from the heavens descended from the sky and landed in between Black*Star and Liz who was more than ready to beat the oblivious boy into kingdom come.

"N-no wait! Liz please let me explain!" Tsubaki begged, holding her friends threatening fist.

"Tsubaki" Kid started, calmly placing his hands around his back and politely continued, "You have exactly eight seconds to do so before we castrate him"

Despite his calm and cool exterior there was an evil aura within, his eyes already plotting different symmetrical ways to kill the idiot ninja.  

Tsubaki yelped, her brain scrambling desperately to form a sentence under such a strict time constraint.

"U-um….o-oh! I know! Please come with me and I'll explain" she said quickly, and under eight seconds, she grasped Liz's fist and Kid's arm, pulling them away to a reasonably safe distance. Out of ear shot and possible castration, leaving Patty and Black*Star alone and confused.

"…what does castrate mean?" she asked innocently, watching Tsubaki drag her sister and meister around the corner of the academy.

"I don't know but it sounds painful…"

Meanwhile, once declared safe, the girl ninja placed the two before her and bowed profusely.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! It was just a suggestion I didn't think he would take me seriously!" she whimpered.

"…well that's Black*Star for you…"Liz sighed, unable to stay angry, she placed her hands on Tsubaki's shoulder, gently bringing her up to eye level, "Alright spill it. What's going on?"

She sighed in relief, "We were watching a movie, and there was a scene where a couple goes on a date so he started asking about going out…and…well he started asking me who he should go out with…"

Kid's eyes narrowed dangerously, "So you suggested Patty?"

Tsubaki gulped and quickly brought her hands up in her defense, "N-no…well…yes…you see, I said, just ask anyone…and that's what he did. He's been around all of Death City asking girls to go out with him"

Liz smacked her forehead as she began to imagine Black*Star asking out every girl in Death city with the same technique he just used on Patty, "…I shouldn't be surprised…"

"I finally tracked him down and I just mentioned Patty…and…well here we are" she finished, scratching the back of her head and blushing sheepishly.

Liz huffed, "Ok…now that we're up to speed….why Patty?"

"Haven't you noticed? She's the only girl in the city…if not the world who can keep up with him…well besides myself. I can without a problem, but I've learned to live with him. Patty however is just as…well for lack of a better term, just as crazy as he is"

Kid and Liz exchanged glances, simultaneously thinking of scenarios where Patty and Black*star had their similarities.

Both crazy beyond all reason.

Both discovering the secret to unlimited energy.

Liz poked her chin in thought," I guess…Patty did train with him a lot"

At this, Kid's eyebrow raised in curiosity, "Patty fought Black*Star?"

"Yes she did!" Tsubaki brightened up immediately as he peaked interest, perhaps her plan would come through after all," She can hold her own against him no problem"

Regardless of the evidence, Liz was not buying it.

"Sorry Tsubaki, I know Black*Star is…well…a good guy and all but there is no way in hell I'm letting him go out with my sister" with that she crossed her arms, meaning she was done with the conversation.

Tsubaki's face fell, "B-but Liz…"

"Actually I think this is a good idea" Kid suddenly voiced his opinion, just as confident with his answer and she was.

Liz whipped her head around and glared down at her meister, "WHAT?!"

Despite being his weapon screaming at his face, he remained thoughtful, "I think being on a date will teach Black*Star a thing or two, Patty as well"

"You're kidding right?!"

He shook his head, "No, Patty is a tough girl she won't let him walk all over her. It would be a learning experience for the both of them. Maybe calm him down…or something"

Tsubaki slapped her hands together and bowed deeply, begging at this point, "Please Liz! It's just a date! It's nothing serious, they just move on and part ways if it doesn't work out" she smiled nervously looking back up at a still very angry Liz," No harm done!"

"You're both crazy! There's no way in hell I'm going to let Patty-"

"Whatcha talkin about!?"

Speak of the devil, Patty and Black*Star suddenly appeared from behind an oblivious Tsubaki.

You would think by now they would have known to not leave neither Black*Star or Patty alone with nothing to do for more than a few minutes.

Without missing a beat Kid reached forward and grabbed the back of the loud boys collar and walked off, dragging him away, "Black*Star, come with me"

Of course said loud boy just allowed himself to be dragged away, pounding at his chest and laughing in victory of some kind," Ha! Finally a god to god talk?! Now we're talkin!"

The girls were silent as the boys relocated unsure if they should feel sorry for Black*Star or not; Liz sighed and gently rubbed her temples.

"…Patty, what do you think?"

The young girl tilted her head in thought, "I've never been on a date before, and it should be fun! Can I go Liz?"

An answer she didn't want to hear, she bit her lip and looked away, "…I don't…know…"

Patty hopped in front of her sisters line of sight, ready to not take no for an answer," C'mon please? Think of it this way, you can finally be alone with Kid!"

It was quiet.

Every thought process just stopped. As if her brain truly did turn off.

Nothing but the words:

Alone with Kid.

For as long as Liz and Patty had been alive, it had always been just that.

Liz and Patty.

Nothing else. That's all they could ever want or needed.

At least until suddenly they mugged the wrong guy, or the right one.

Once the Brooklyn Devils declared Death City their home, it had soon become Liz, Patty and Kid.

The ultimate weapon and meister trio. Who will one day become the next generation of Death.

Thus the very concept of Patty leaving for an entire day left Liz blushing at the thought of being alone with their meister.

It didn't take a genius to understand her blush, Tsubaki understood within moments and smiled warmly.

"You planned this didn't you?" Liz glared, holding her face in a poor attempt to hide her red face.  

"No I didn't but I'll take the credit" Tsubaki laughed

Liz just buried her face in her hands in shame, "You're all crazy…I am with crazy people" she mumbled, Patty just giggled and pat her poor sister on the back.

"We're back" Kid announced and he walked over, Liz quickly regained her composure, and the normal color of her face before Kid could notice.

The girls turned around to find Kid walking back with a microscopic smile at the end of his lips as Black*Star trailed behind him, in a rather slow and sluggish manner.

"Y-yeah…w-we're back…" he gulped, looking as though he had seen a ghost. Or in this case Death itself.

Kid was quick to shift the subject over, "So…did Liz give her blessings?"

Liz looked down at her sister who was now initiating the puppy eyes, she was outnumbered and outmatched, nothing could defeat the eyes of Patty Thompson, and so she let out a long sigh and nodded her head,"….yeah…"

"Patty?"

"Uh huh!" Patty stood up straight and bringing a thumbs up towards the blue haired boy and smiled big, "I shall accept your invitation!"

Black*Star was immediately brought back to life, bringing his hand up mirroring her own thumbs up pose, "Alright! We have a winner!"

Liz stood back and watched Kid and Tsubaki plan out their date, seeing how neither occupants of the date had no idea what to do in the first place.

She knew in the back of her mind she should be helping, it was her own sister's first date. But the thought kept coming back, the thoughts that blocked out everything else.

'Alone with Kid for a day'

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