“This is ridiculous, calling a meeting this late? Ugh…I’m sleeping in tomorrow and you can’t stop me” Ciel growled, gently tossing his top hat to the seat beside him.

Sebastian just laughed,” Yes my Lord”

It was just as he said, it was fairly late, everyone was already closing up shops for the night and going home, which explained the traffic slowly building up on the road. The butler pulled lightly on the reigns of the horses to a stop, sure enough there was already an argument in the middle of the road as to who hit who and who was going to pay for damages to the cart filled with fruit and such.

He sighed,” We might be here awhile…”

Ciel poked the ceiling of his carriage with his cane, “Move around, I need to get home quickly”

“I don’t recall any more important calls or business to be taken care of tonight”

“Says you, I have personal business”

The demon butler’s eye twitched lightly,”…the Hellsing girl I take it?”

“She said that she was going to send me something and it should arrive tonight, let’s go!” he poked the ceiling again.

“…Yes my Lord…” he growled and did as he was told, and pulled on the reigns to turn around the traffic and into an alley way that was just big enough for them to fit through and to get home with no more delay.

Or at least that was the plan, half way through the dark alley the horses suddenly screeched to a halt and began to cry and whine. Sebastian huffed and pulled hard on their restraints but they still would not obey or move.

“Sebastian! What’s going on?”

“Be patient” he called out above their cries, he was left with no choice. He hopped out of his seat and promptly walked in front of the scared horses, grabbing both of their muzzles with one hand and forcefully pulling them towards him.

“That’s enough” he said sternly, his intense gaze alone would’ve been enough to shut them up. With a small nod, he let go.

Just as he was about to step back to his seat, a very familiar sound made the demon butler of the Phantomhive manor freeze.

“…Did…you hear that?” Ciel heard it too.

“Do you think it’s our old friend?” Sebastian turned from his seat to opening the door for the young Master.

Ciel ripped off his cloak and kept his cane inside “Causing trouble no doubt, let’s go” with that he ran off.

Sebastian gave the two horses another stern look, making sure they would stay, before he ran after his Master to investigate the sound of the chainsaw in the distance.

Luckily it didn’t take long, once they were out of the alley and into a somewhat of a secluded area surrounded by buildings, they found the source.

“Damn you! Why won’t you just die?!” the red death god screamed before lunging.

“I’ve been chased by Death god’s before…but you’re the worst so far”

“Alucard, why haven’t you killed him…her…that death god already?”

Both Sebastian and Ciel stood there amazed, all of their…er friends, were here.
Integra was sitting on the steps of a building watching the red chainsaw wielder attempt to land a hit to her vampire Alucard.

“Grell! What are you doing?” Ciel growled.

At the sound of his name, Grell stopped and whipped around, his eyes lit up.

“Oh! Sebby! And Little Phantomhive, what brings you here? Can’t you see I’m working?”

“Working? On what? You can’t kill that vampire, not even Sebastian can”

“I wasn’t given the order, nor have I actually tried…” the demon butler growled.

“Aw aren’t you cute?” Grell pat Ciel on the head,” This isn’t just any vampire! It’s THE vampire!” he turned back around and pointed his chainsaw at Alucard and grinned.

“If I destroy Dracula my reputation as a Death god will definitely show up that prick William!”

Ciel blinked, and slowly turned to Integra who had a small smile on her lips.

Sebastian huffed, there was no other explanation, vampires sure weren’t what they used to be and the amount of power this one had…

“That’s…Dracula?”

“The one and only” she smiled as Alucard did a mock bow.

“So you know this guy…or…girl…or whatever?” Integra pointed to Grell, Ciel sighed and took a seat next to her.

“Yes unfortunately, our paths have crossed quite a few times”

“So…can we kill it?”

“Hey!” Grell waved his arms around and growled,” I’m still here!”

“Well, on one side I would say yes but he’s been useful in the past so for now, no”

“Alright then, Alucard don’t kill…um…”she turned to Ciel,” it’s a man right?”

“Believe it or not”

“Hey stop ignoring me!” Grell continued to wave around to get attention, Integra sighed and stood up, brushing her skirt free of dust from her seat.

“I’m sorry Mr. Grell but we don’t have time for you, we need to get home. Alucard let’s go”

Integra began to walk off and Alucard followed, Grell stood there, looking defeated and very ignored.

“But…but…” slowly the chainsaw was turned off.

Then suddenly Ciel stood up,” Integra wait!”

She stopped and turned.

“Um…are we still on for next week?”

Sebastian leaned forward a bit to catch sight of the small blush crossing his Master’s cheeks.

She smiled,” Yes! I’ll see you then Ciel!” with that she continued to walk off.

“Aw…how cute, she is quite the looker, nice choice”

Ciel jumped up in surprise, Grell now sitting next to him.

“Wh-what?! What are you talking about!?” the young Master was now bright tomato red.

“What? No need to be embarrassed, it’s your girlfriend right?” Grell sighed and held his heart as if being touched by the imaginary scene in his head,” Ah…young love…”

“HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!”

Integra, with immense speed that no one was able to notice, was now back with the group and joined in blushing madly and yelling at the shinigami.

Grell blinked,” He’s not…?”

“Of course not, he is engaged” Sebastian finally spoke with an innocent smile.

Integra then switched to Ciel.

“You….you are?”

“I am?”

Sebastian hid his urge to swat his young Master, “Yes, to Elizabeth remember?”

It was quiet, Ciel and Integra were now in…an awkward eye lock.

He did not just fall for her and forget that he was already engaged. Ciel looked absolutely horrified while Integra remained silent.

This caught Alucard’s attention immediately, the butler turned slightly and held a tiny grin on his face as he looked back at his rival. Slowly the very same grin on the vampire’s face, they both knew they not only hated each other, but just resented the fact that their Master’s were friends. It had to be stopped at all costs, and with the small mention that Ciel was to be wed in the future, the rivals would soon become allies to destroy any possible notion that Ciel and Integra would become anything more.

“Oooooh! Scandalous! I love it!” Grell piped up suddenly and scooted slightly to be right in front and in the middle, watching the two young ones before him and the drama unfold.

Grell’s annoying comments went unheard as the two continued to just stare, waiting for the other to say something.

“Well…it’s not…I…care or…anything…” she mumbled.

“I…um…well…she…er…”

Sebastian coughed,” Well if we are done here I believe we all should get home soon”

“R-right…I…I’ll see you later Ciel” she turned to leave.

“Y-yeah…” he mumbled.

“Aw that’s it?” Grell huffed and stood up,” Well that was fun”

With inhuman speed, he grabbed both Integra and Ciel, one in each arm and around their necks. Alucard and Sebastian jumped into action but stopped as the death god’s grip became tighter as they got closer.

“So I have the children, what will the two monsters of the world do about it?” he was grinning from ear to ear with his shark like teeth.

“D-damn it Grell!” Integra growled, struggling to get free.

“What the hell do you want anyway!?” Ciel screamed, looking up at his captor.

“Oh nothing really… but just for you to keep your word!” he snarled.

“Wh-what?”

“You promised me Ciel!”

Now there were tears in his eyes.

Then Ciel went pale.

“Oh….th-that…um…let us go and we’ll talk”  

Sebastian and Alucard exchanged confused glances as Grell let the two go. Integra coughed and rubbed her neck.

“What is going on?”she panted.

“In exchange for protecting him, he promised me a kiss from Sebastian!” he proclaimed proudly,”…with tongue!”

It was quiet.


“You…you’re kidding…” Integra looked over at Ciel, who looked defeated.

Alucard slowly stepped away from the line of sight, that being the petrified demon.

“Nope! Now let’s have it!” Grell, now beside Sebastian, attempted to wrap his long arms around the demon butler and give him a big kiss but he quickly held him at arm’s length.

“Are you serious? Did you really promise him that!?” Sebastian panicked.

“I’m sorry but it was necessary…”

“Necessary!?!?”

“I don’t think the red guy won’t let us go anywhere until he gets his kiss…” Alucard grinned, of course it was fun watching his rival suffer,” So you better get to work”

“If you want him to leave so badly then why don’t you do it?!” Sebastian growled, now keeping Grell at bay with his foot to his stomach as he kept trying to reach him.

At this interesting compromise, Grell paused his reaching for Sebastian’s shirt and turned to Alucard, who felt goose bumps for the first time in centuries.

“Well…you kind of look like Sebby…but more evil! I like a bad boy!” With that, he turned and lunged at the vampire with open arms.

But Alucard wasn’t quick to comply and swiftly blocked Grell with a boot to his kissy face.

“If I do it, can we go home?” he asked his Master calmly.

Both Integra and Ciel stood beside each other in shock and slight disturbance.

“W-well…I guess…you would have to ask him”

“O.k then” he shrugged and put his foot back down and quickly grabbed Grell by the shirt,” If you get your kiss then will you let us go?”

Grell looked like a small child at Christmas,” YES TONGUE DO IT NOW”

Alucard grinned evilly “As you wish…”

And Grell got what he wanted, and then some, almost too much.

Sebastian quickly ran up and behind the young ones and covered their eyes, but what they already saw couldn’t be unseen. Their jaws were wide open, faces pale and eyes huge and remained that way even as their eyes were covered.

“Good Lord man, do you now have any decency?” he grumbled, even he had to turn his head. Though it didn’t do much with the slurping sounds…

Although it was just a few moments, it felt like forever, but soon there was a whimper and a loud thump!

“Alright, I’m done here let’s go home”

Sebastian sighed and removed his hands from their eyes, and before them was Alucard walking off, looking not in the least bothered, and poor Grell on the floor, eyes spiraling and nearly foaming at the mouth, twitching every once and awhile.

“I…I have seen…heaven…and hell…at the same time…”

“I’m going to have nightmares” Ciel rubbed his head.

“I’m going to be sick…” Integra held her mouth,” Alucard what the hell is wrong with you?!” she growled, stomping off to yell at her servant more but was pulled to a stop when Ciel took her hand.

“Hey…um…are we still ok? You know, for next week?” he asked gently.

For a moment she thought about saying no, but his eyes told her he was sincere and she smiled,” Yeah, see you then”

Sebastian looked up at Alucard, both looking annoyed. This was going to be harder than it looked.